supshelly: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
I’m not looking for a right now, I’m looking for a forever
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
Friends: Omg my boyfriend is so perfect
Me: Let me just go cry now
After being on e-board for a semester
My love/hate relationship with college
collegegreeks: Why I love college: Why I hate college:
coagulates: someone fall in love with me i am bored
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
Everyone deserves a happy ending. Even me.
styleswanky: i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
gru-ff: you’ve become so damaged, that when someone wants to give you, what you deserve you have no idea, how to respond.
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
aheavy-heart: Anyone wanna come over and talk about my feelings and watch movies/listen to music? No? okay
There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not...– Yasmin Mogahed (via ariellavolpe)
All I want to say to guys is “what do you want from me?!” Like what is the point in talking to me, whats your motive. Thats what I would like to know. Cause it sure isn’t to date me.. guys make that pretty clear.
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
Don’t start talking to me and take me on dates if you plan on just stopping talking to me. Because I will start to like you, and get attached. Soo back to my lonely life of not talking to any guys
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle. said no one ever